.female come backs.

Yeah, we've had those guyz that just come up to a random girl, with their only interntions being wanting to score some. Here are some quick come backs, so you can tell that guy to back off! **sexual references stated here**

M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine :)

M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.

M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: Do Not Enter!!

M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized...

M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today :(

M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there :)

M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing :O

M: So, wanna go back to my place?
F: Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

M: I know how to please a woman...
F: Then get the hell away from me!

M: I want to give myself to you.
F: Sorry..i dont accept cheap gifts :)

M: Haven't we met before...;)
F: Yah...im the receptionist at the VD Clinic :P

M: Whats your number?
F: Its in the phone book!

M: But i dont know your name?
F: Thats also in the phone book.

M: Hey, c'mon, we're both here at the bar for the same reason..
F: Yeah!! Lets go pick up some chicks!!

M: I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy
F: You mean..youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane!?

M: Id go through anything for you!
F: Great!! Let's start with your bank account :D

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